We’ve all tried to get the upper hand on TSA when travelling. Don’t even say you haven’t, you know you have! Whether you tried to bring on some booze, tried to sneak some ‘cookie dough’ bites back from Vegas, or even tried to keep your belt on! TSK TSK I say!

Yet through our wiley ideas of stuffing our dirty socks with things that shouldn’t be flown with I’m fairly certain none of us tried to bring an entire raw chicken through security. Pretty sure. You haven’t….right?

Look maybe you have or maybe you’re planning to. If you are in the planning stage let me tell you how not to do it. Don’t stuff a gun in it. Seems pretty simple. Just take that chicken, keep it in a bag and then avoid putting your handgun in it. TSA might look at you weird but at least you’ll just be another weirdo on a plane and not a weirdo in jail!
There’s a personal fowl here. Our officers @FLLFlyer made this very raw find. We hate to break it to you but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time. So, don’t wing it, you'll find all the proper packaging info here: https://t.co/Zm2XnorDx7 pic.twitter.com/BpdbEwwouX
— TSA (@TSA) November 7, 2022


